why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch
he is one
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I know I tell this every 5 minutes but the best day ….of my life…was talking to two elder gays when I was 14 and one of them told me that he put a hex on Patti Lupone to not win the Tony in 2011 because she wouldn’t take a picture with him at the Albuquerque airport
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- jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
- and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
- and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
- meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
- and he is presently worth $137 billion
- and half of $137 billion is roughly
- $69 billion
Guys this literally makes her the richest woman in the world and knocks Jeff bezos off the top spot for richest man lol
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Christian Bale accepting his Golden Globe for portraying former Vice President Dick Cheney at the 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards
(Source: stream, via ruinedchildhood)
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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣
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